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Hillary Clinton Goes on Big Bucks Book Tour to Promote “What Happened”

After Hillary Clinton’s loss to President Trump last November, she’s going on tour to promote her new book, “What Happened,” and she’s charging the big bucks to anyone who wants to come and see her. Overcharging people to watch a commercial for a product Clinton hopes they will also give her money for sounds sort of crazy when you say it out loud. Then again, that’s only because it is….

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Swedish Man Charged for Eating Bacon in Front of Muslim Women

A 53-year-old Stockholm man was convicted by authorities for – literally – eating bacon in front of a few veiled Muslim women. The Islamic women reported him to the police for eating bacon in front of them. The man allegedly sat near the veiled Muslim women and began eating his bacon and being obnoxious with it in a taunting way toward the women. Obnoxious? Sure. Criminal? Ridiculous. The report states…

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CNN Reporter Tries to Say Trump Doesn’t Care About Hurricane Victims, IMMEDIATELY Regrets it

Kellyanne Conway is BACK and it’s just in time to defend President Trump against the lying mainstream media. Last night, CNN’s Chris Cuomo had the nerve to imply to Kellyanne that Trump doesn’t care about Hurricane Harvey victims… and she made him immediately regret it. The CNN anchor asked Kellyanne if President Trump cared more about funding the border wall than he does helping Hurricane Harvey victims. Her response is…

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Trump Sends BIG Message In Middle Of G20 Group Pic After What They All Tried To Force Him To Do

It’s been a busy first day of the G-20 Summit for world leaders, especially President Donald Trump who had a lot to accomplish in meetings with his international counterparts. He brokered a lot of massive deals for America that was necessary to accomplish his goal of making the country great again. In doing so, he arranged far more in just a few hours than his predecessor did in eight years. The other…

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Kathy Griffin Shot And Killed Trying To Escape Custody

The FBI took Kathy Griffin into custody without issue this morning in West Tisdale. Griffin, who is under suspicion of radicalizing American kids to join the jihadist movement, decided to do something incredibly stupid, however, when she tried to run from agents at a rest stop just outside of Delhomme. Agent Judy Nishto, who was on scene to assure that Griffin’s rights as a female were being adhered to, ended up…

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BREAKING: Mike Flynn Loses A Hand In Unfortunate Yard Tool Accident (PICTURES)

Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn, who was forced to step down after it was learned that he lied to Vice-President Pence, went behind President Trump’s back and had contact with Russia without anyone knowing about it, lost his right hand this morning when he reached under his riding mower to clear some debris just as his 6-year-old grandson hit the auto-ignition switch. The hand, which stayed under the machine…

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REPORT: Scott Baio’s Plane Crash Not An Accident–Men Speaking ‘With Accents’ Heard On Flight Recorder

The NHST has released a preliminary report that says that the single-engine Cessna that Scott Baio was on when it crashed, killing everyone on board, was possibly hijacked for its high-value cargo. Frederick Northboom of the Safety Inspector’s Office says that new ISIS training guides teach terrorists how to pick up faces lots of people will recognize without having to pay a lot to get near them. In this case, the…

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BREAKING: Scott Baio Killed In Small Plane Crash On His Way To Mar-A-Lago

Chachi can now apologize to Joannie for being so rude. Scott Baio, 56, was killed when the single-engine Cessna he was in crashed into the side of a hill in Louisiana. Baio was headed to Mar-A-Lago to barbecue shrimp and play gold with President Trump. Baio’s wife, Raylene, wasn’t on the plane but was checked into St Timothy’s on a suicide watch after the news sent her into a breakdown. Spokesmen for…

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UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Connected To Multiple Other Murders

The word coming down from the Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico is that Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, is now the person of interest in at least 5 missing persons turned to murder cases going back 15 years. Johnathon, 42, was jailed yesterday for murdering a little league umpire with a baseball bat. RELATED: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Charged With Murder At Local Ballfield According to Special Agent Lester Nibble: “That kind of…

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Nancy Pelosi’s Son Arrested For Murder

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, was booked into the Orange County jail on charges that he murdered his daughter’s boyfriend’s stepfather during a dispute over a rule in a little league baseball game. Johnathon, 42, believed that a tie went to the runner when Stefan Alberts, 31, told him that there is no tie, the umpire uses his judgment. That’s when a full fisticuffs broke out and Alberts…

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